Staying with Uncle Shawn and Aunt Kim while my family is away.
When I arrived I did my business outside then I came right in and peed on the floor, just to show them what's what and that I'm in charge around here now.
This is what the boss did today. I...
..Barked and got everyone up at 6:30, cuz I had to go, BAD.
..Held Katie hostage on the the couch for a while, cuz she's a bit scared of me. She warmed up to me later when she realized I really wasn't going to eat her up.
...let Hannah lead me around the house on my leash for about 12 hours. She loves me. She said she is glad she has a dog at her house.
..made sure Aunt Kim got her exercise by pretending, like 20 different times, I had to go outside when I really didn't.
..was called "Utah" about 8,954,370,349,584 times by Aunt Kim. (BTW what did happen to that Utah dog)
...chewed up a tennis ball, a wooden clothes pin, and ate bark when no one was looking.... left a HUGE dump on the living room floor, right after I came back inside. Who wants to do their business outside, I mean it's like -45 out there.
...had to go to the kennel for that one.
...threw up all the bark I ate right after I ate dinner. Twice.
...played Barbies, was a horse, and I licked that baby's head every chance I got.
Man, I'm worn out now, and I miss my family.*****Kim says that if she ever decides to get a dog again that someone needs to hit her over the head with a rolling pin******
5 comments:
Winston... You are luuuucky that you get to stay with those cool people.
If it were me, I'd have said NOOOOO way. And even if I had a momentary lapse in judgement and said yes, as soon as you did your business AND puked on my floor, you'd have been OUT.
I don't care if its -48* outside. You'd have been OUT... OUT... OUT!
Remember that!
Plus... stop licking that baby. I know where your tongues been.
Kim,
Tricia and i are sitting here laughing at your blog and commenting on what a great job you do!
we love it!
-Em and Tricia
Kim, I love your blogs. Sounds like the trip to Anchorage in the cold would have been easier! :) That was really funny! I'm sure your kids are going to be begging for a dog now.
Kim, you made me laugh so hard! That was really funny and I agree with Amy. Good luck until he gets to go home!
That was hilarious! I love your blog.
Cordie
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